cookie mile

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.

Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

Miles Mcintire

Miles Mcintire is an action word for the definition of "bagging arabella and running fast"

Look at that guy Miles Mcinitiring/Miles Mcintire

by AnonymousAAS12 December 5, 2023

Mile Marker Club

Sex in the restroom of a coach or charter bus

Steve asked Hope to join the Mile Marker club.

by Queen2you December 8, 2023

miles

donald duck or woodchuck

Miles rollerblades from the dorms to hannaford and back.

by snape's lover December 14, 2023

Mile-high blumpkin

The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.

On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.

by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022

nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.

Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.

by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022

Nine Mile Station

Cheesy, Dorky or Creepy. Often used to explain men over 50 being creepy.

Lets steer clear of that place, I hear they're very Nine Mile Station

by myoduesp esp January 6, 2023