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schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013
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fortnite monster

Ma man ugly! The ugliest monster ever. Like seriously WHICH MONSTER SHOOTS LAZER OUT OF HIS MOUTH
Person: have you seen the fortnite monster, he is cute.
FBI: ladies and gentle men, we gottem👌
by Fortnite Monster October 31, 2019
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Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
I heard she was a total muff monster.
by Penni234 March 10, 2018
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A monster mash

A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.
I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!
by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019
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pique monster

a person who always gets hurt over the smallest, most insignificant things. usually very vocal about how they feel in order to let everyone know who or what hurt them.
girl: hey
pique monster: what the fuck did you just call me?
by piquemonster July 10, 2017
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Kankle-Monster

See above ^
Rikki Stephens is the Kankle-Monster
by Petardi July 7, 2010
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Monster Bishops

Bishops controlling open diagonals, and often aimed at the opponent's King.
I couldn't get my pieces into play, my position was terrible! If I could only trade off my worthless Knights for his Monster Bishops.
by DecemberTwentynine March 12, 2015
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