Packed My Lunch

When someone gets in your business unnecessarily, and inadvertently fucks you up.

*Andre* "To Chris remember how you told me these was that one chic you wanted to smash ? Well I told her and she said you must be smoking dick."

*Chris* "Thanks man you just packed my Lunch my dude. Fucking thanks for nothing."

by professordre98 March 27, 2017

Lunch debt story

A feel-good news story that covers a good deed but often fails to cover or ask what caused that person to said deed.

Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.

"Jimmy here has raised $20,000 to keep 30 live puppies from being vaporized by the Puppy-Incenerator 5000. Next up, we have yet another heart-warming lunch debt story."

by E bough February 2, 2023

park my lunch

A need to vomit,

excuse me I ate something bad and I need to park my lunch.

by sammyJ December 11, 2013

denver lunch break

Stopping at home to smoke in the middle of the day and then returning to work, errands, plans, etc.

Pat had an hour off so he took a Denver Lunch Break and he was pretty useless when he came back.

by nowordsallplay January 27, 2014

shitty lunch hands

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.

shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.

by artemiseyude June 5, 2010

Eat Your Lunch

In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the prospect is interested in what you sell, perhaps because of your marketing...hits your website... but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)

If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.

by MarketPower Joel May 2, 2022

Lunch Money List

Lunch money list- "defined as; (at any given time)- an individual felt like taking the monetary value one possesses for payment of lunch/dinner items, he/she will do so in a swift and abrupt use of violent or intimidating force"

Wow, Pete just deadlifted 500lbs. It doesn't matter though bro, that short chode is still on the lunch money list.

by EUCBOYZ December 27, 2016