Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"

"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"

by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007

spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 26, 2010

quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with

“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead”

by TriTron_ May 9, 2018

Scoring Kick

A soccer player's kicking ability for when they find themselves near or in the goalie box has the best chance of making sure the ball finds its way into the net.

1.Once he makes his way into the box, he's got the best scoring kick in the league.

2. Who has the best scoring kick on the team?

by formersoccerplayer September 5, 2009

sweep kick

You've got one coming, I'll be there in 4 hours

Good Luck...

Just to clear up any confusion, yeah, I'm on my way to sweep kick that living crap out of you

by PERSON I THINK August 4, 2020

horse kicking

When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.

Remember when you we're eating out that girl and she was horse kicking in pain.

by Justnasty June 10, 2016

Sci-kick

A term used in the show The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.: Reawakened. The word was made when Saiki's mom had made up a homonym for psychic on the spot. It is supposedly a trendy word meaning your child is a science genius,

"Hey, did you hear about John's brother? He scored so high on the science test people are calling him a sci-kick now!"

by Watermelon Tears November 10, 2020