Pretty sus kid, shitty ass jungler and half bird. If you get distracted, he will probably flirt with your girl. Name stands for being hardstuck in LoL. More than 1k games and still gold. If you ever meet one, better to not to be his friend. He has shitty luck and he spreads it. He’s probably sucking dick rn.
by HalfBirdBoy November 22, 2021

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.
Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.
by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.
Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.
A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 16, 2018

In the meme subreddits (Reddit categories), Juan is a black horse on a balcony, and can be used to designate a horse on a balcony
by Super_Salty_Boi November 3, 2020

a beast in 2k. a beast in bed.
by 2kbeasttttttttt July 22, 2017

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.
by IMO love November 4, 2021
