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jordan sylvester

in it's simplest form.... a beast.

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.

A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?

Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.

Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.

Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
by prooooo June 12, 2013
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Jordan smith

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’
by ilovebiologyteachers March 11, 2022
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Jordan White

Very handsome guy, someone you definitely want to meet in your life, gives good advice
Have you seen Jordan White I really need to ask him something
by anonymoussssss__ February 22, 2021
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Jordan duff

Guy that has the hair of jake Paul, might be a druggie is pretty good at games but is really cool also he is very FLAMBOYANT...

some people use it as a insult
1.You are such a Jordan duff
2.fuck off or I stone yer windees
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Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"
by Kumduff May 31, 2016
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jordan webber

Jordan Webber is a sloppy seconds kinda girl, although she is sexy and will conquer your cock. She is up for anything and anyone, her favorite is doggy style in the bootyhole so everyone hit her up she's from Elma 98541 her number is 360-470-6146
damn I would want to be with Jordan Webber
by Elma kidzzz June 16, 2017
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megan and jordan

The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect
“omg! Is that Megan and Jordan! They are sooo cute together, I wish I could have a relationship like theirs” relationship goals
by Cooolio2345 May 11, 2018
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