johnny boy

A johnny boy was the guy who always used to like disco music in the seventies whereas other guys were into rock or punk or reggae. Characterised by perfect hair that was too perfect, wide flared trousers, preferably side-pocket baggies and shirt collars the size and shape of Concorde's wingspan, they used to hang round in groups at nightclubs trying to pretend they were classy cocksmiths when everyone, the girls included, always thought they were prize wankers

Johnny boy, he was a johnny boy and he couldn't even care

by cherryeater September 06, 2010

Crying Johnny

Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.

"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."

by Bucko702 April 26, 2012

johnny rotten

a fart that leaves a lingering smell

dave (farts)
steve: fuck me dave, lay off the curry. that's a right johnny rotten

by mab7689 February 10, 2009

Johnny On The Spot

A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.

Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!

by Refinnej August 08, 2005

to pull a johnny

to be arrogant. to think of oneself to be talented in ALL ways.

Ex. I am johnny. i love playing the guitar and thus, i am musical. (even though it is an obvious fact that he sucks.) I just pulled a johnny.

by hugs4thugs May 02, 2005

clam the johnny

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.

After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."

by Dan Jewell March 31, 2005

johnny bananas

A cast member on MTVs the challenge who has the most wins and the most money. Usually loves to form a strong alliance and stir the pot. Everyone even Jimmy Fallon loves him!

Hey who won the challenge on mtv last season? Oh it’s your boy Johnny Bananas!

by Cguyiscool November 29, 2017