ian cowan

a nice respectful Mexican boy who lives in a family of 8 he enjoys Tybing from jaxson amweg and he likes to rape bros and play rdr2 and get super baked with his P.I.C colt the bolt also he has a felony

"ian cowan get down here and rub my feet!"

by panthic_gurkin December 17, 2018

Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.

Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"

by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019

Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022

Ian

Ian is a two faced c*nt and a nonce.
He'll backstab you real quick and fuck your girl too. Stay away from Ian he's a psycho, manipulative, freakish looking man.

Holy sh*t there's Ian what a freak.

by dilfoveryou<3 October 20, 2023

ian

a small cunt with a small penis and no life

ur such a ian

every ian wants to suck darren tan cock

( very small)

by darren tan November 22, 2021

Ian Botham

Someone who receives a reward/goods/appreciation through the means of doing fuck all.

This lad did nothing in our group project and got all the credit for it. What an absolute Ian Botham!

Yeah, our cricket team won but i feel like a right Ian Botham since i did nothing.

by CarlWheezer98 July 18, 2020

Ian and Lauren

The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.

Is that Ian and Lauren? Theyre so happy and perfect for each other!

by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021