Ian Middleton

A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong

Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme

by smegyeet August 24, 2019

Ian jomha

Maximum cringe these days previously known for content cop.

Ian jomha is joke HA

by B1chesIoI March 2, 2024

ian

Not to be confused with the name "Ian". This is a reduction of "I ain't" on the model of ion, or "i don't". Pronounced "aɪˌeɪn", or basically just "I ain't" but without the t.

"Ian fuck with that."
"Ian gon' go."
"Ian even know what he say."

by hawn hawn baguette February 10, 2024

ian

a bald man with two children and watches football

my dads name is ian and he is bald

by Redherbert07 July 16, 2021

Ian

Ian is hot and keeps saying 'Ok Boomer,' Which is even hotter.

Ian, date me, baby.

by That'sYourMOm November 21, 2019

Ian

ugly

so annoying
GAY GAY GAY
GETS NO GIRLS

MINH: IAN IS SO GAY!
SOFIA: HE'S SO UGLY AND SO SELFISH!

by MESSISUCKSFR March 24, 2024

Ian

A gay faggot that will fill up on dick all day and all night

That Ian kid sucked 6 kids all night

by Jacob Milen May 6, 2019