hook

Verb: To steal an item

Yesterday I hooked his shit

by Jonny 50 April 24, 2006

Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

butchers hook

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

sky hook

very large helicopter with large lifting capacity, much the same as the American Chinook.

this sky hook lifted that army tank right out of the battle.

by anything goes October 23, 2007

Hook, Line, and Stinker

A sexual reference: While engaged in sexual intercourse from behind, the man jams his index finger up the womans ass, curls it into a "hook" formation and "catches" her like a fish with the poop finger by sticking in her mouth and pulling backwards. Coined by mad scientist d.jones.

My girl was acting up so I had to give her the old "hook, line, and stinker!"

by M.S. d. jones May 26, 2008

hook it up

when playing basketball sometimes people say 'hook it up' as meaning to score a shot

hook it up

by erik werzner December 27, 2003