Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Ham & Jam

British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.

Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.

by MaleHandle February 27, 2020

Ham dunk

A female form of tea bagging someone.

To ham dunk someone is to put their flappy fanny in someone's face

by V1cks July 8, 2018

throwin ham

The act of masturbating furiously

i was throwin ham last night and then my mom walked in and she took my computer n threw it out the window

by awesomesmosh1 November 13, 2013

ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham

Jordan’s wife is a Ham Beast.

by RoxyB April 28, 2021

ham smoke

Getting MF head...

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

by Bump bump June 2, 2017

ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.

"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."

by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021