National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

National grab boob day

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.

dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"

dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"

by tr4nsfreakk May 13, 2022

National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )

1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)

by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019

National grab ass day

On October 3rd is the day where you can grab anybody ass

Just walked by and grab this boy ass it really doesn’t matter because It’s national grab ass day

by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019

Grab Ass Day

On October 30th, you can grab as much ass as you want but you can only grab one person ass

person A: bro its Grab Ass Day person B: I know I'm so hyped,I'm going to grab so much ass

by Adecider October 12, 2022

National grab ass day

For all the guys oput there.
We just want a bit of ass.

Damn its National grab ass day lets go!

by Damn12345678 April 11, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

On February 20th any boy (taken or not) can grab any girls (taken or not) ass for this whole day, so grab that girls ass you’ve always wanted to!!

“Hey bro guess what ? It’s national grab ass day”

by Mia2212 February 18, 2020