Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.

The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.

by Vaginatron June 27, 2016

fake ed

An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.

Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.

by Deelyliah June 11, 2016

fake blow

When a person pretends moves their head up and down over the persons genataila, this is usually done with clothes on

Cmon you always used to laugh when I fake blowed you

by Captain Deadpool September 7, 2016

fake eurofan

Someone who doesn't give their top 2 points to jamala and go_a

You didn't give your top 2 points to jamala and go_a??

You are a fake eurofan

by Ukrainestan November 8, 2021

fake patriot

Adjective: An individual who claims he is an american patriot but opposes freedom of choice, democracy, acceptance, political accountability, and shows little empathy for their common man. Might be a fascist but not realize it because they don't understand definitions of words they don't like. Typically resides in an right wing information fart bubble.

"Mark only cares about the 2nd amendment and get's brainwashed from there, Mark is such a fake patriot"

by Jlavaman July 14, 2021

Faking the rage

When someone pretends to be neurotic or easily angered in order to garner attention. This is also a tactic used by trolls to troll other trolls.

Ghost seems like he's quick to get pissed off over everything. In reality he's just faking the rage though.

"I talked about how I faked the rage" -Ghost

by cumspewp July 24, 2021

Fake Emergency

Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.

This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.

They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.

by AR2021 July 4, 2021