ethan quinn

Someone who is very Australian and a very nice friend! He sometimes is kind of insensitive but he's young so what can you say
by FishOrangeTastebud May 24, 2020
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Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo
Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!
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Ethan Cornish

Person one: look it’s Ethan Cornish
Person two: he’s a rapist lmao
by Joe millilitres May 10, 2020
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Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.
You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.
by Obamas left ear November 04, 2020
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Ethan Carroll

Rat magnet, a person who unintentionally attracts rats, causing them to turn to a maddening sexual rage
Ethan carroll causes the rats to scamper out of the sewerEthans here, the rats aren’t far away
by Godsmailman October 14, 2019
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ethan gibbs

A hot ass dude where I live in Atlanta. He the goddamn happiest dude I know. You can always count on this loyal mother fucker
Ethan Gibbs is everybody's best friend.

Oh your having a hard time go talk to Ethan Gibbs he will calm you down
by The Best Mother Fucker716515 December 29, 2013
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Sir Ethan

A hot, Spicy man you meet on Roblox.
I gave Sir Ethan a beejay on Roblox
by CheezCurd November 27, 2021
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