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He is my best friend. He is a caring, funny, and handsome boy. Without him I wouldn't have gotten through 3 crazy years of my life. His protective nature might be that of a best friend, but I know that he will always be by my side. I can tell him secrets that I know he will keep safe for eternity. I feel so safe when I am around him and he will be my Kingsman whenever I need.
My best friend Ethan no matter the distance between us.
Ethan’s think they are very normal and are not weird. When people do funny or weird things, he gives them a stare. He also likes to stretch and struggles on taking stuff from his backpack. He can also harass girls.
You know that Ethan over there, he’s so mean!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!
Ethan by tehrealjams May 30, 2019
Every person named Ethan is the biggest pussy in the world.
Dude I just bruised my elbow 😢” said Ethan
“Shut up you little bitch” jay
Ethan by Jackkddoff June 2, 2019
Ethan is the most annoying person you will know but he will make your day
If you have an Ethan in your family you are a very lucky person
Ethan by Khalea marry John June 3, 2019
Ethan is Fat shit, that does no work in class and makes stupid comments on everything
Ethan by Sagareadysteady June 4, 2019
Ethan is a loving guy, who’s fuckin hilarious. He always makes you feel so special, like you’re the only girl in the world. Ethan is loyal and knows his shit. He is the most amazing guy you’ll EVER meet. He will make so happy, you’ll not know how to describe it. Although he is far away at times, he’ll always be with you at heart. You get so attached to Ethan, you want to hug him, hold him and touch him at all times.
If you meet an Ethan, dont let ‘em go girl
Ethan by holly<33 June 9, 2019