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Edward

Edward is someone who is very stylish in the clothing they wear and is very calm most times, even when there is a problem in the friend group, he will stay calm, but don't piss him off. If you try to be funny and do something everyone laughs at, he will kick you either in the balls or in the stomach because he knows that you just embarrassed him. He cares and all, but doesn't really know how to express yourself, so when it comes to someone who has chemistry, he doesn't know if he likes you as a friend or likes you more. He is also a very confusing person himself. If you let him, he will act like a dog, sit on the floor, and let you pat him on the head, but when he stands up, he has a really good modeling structure for someone his age, but he's also very scary at first sight!
Person 1: "Omg, he looks scary!"
Person 2: "That's because he's Edward! He looks scary but if you get to know him, he's the cutest guy you'll ever meet!"
by Charky2021 August 10, 2021
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Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.
Bitch dont need no Example to know Edward Cullen is a Faerie.
by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013
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Edward Lanning

The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough
I wish I could be like Edward Lanning
by Hockey ed December 27, 2017
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Louise Edwards

a hot person that id fuck
you know Louise edwards
yes they're the really hot person
by Hello mate? September 11, 2021
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Edward

An Edward normally thinks everything is cap but it’s true and he is a crackhead but he hasn’t discovered his true self by looking at the mirror
The term Edward normally means being a crackhead an example in a sentence is Edward is still scamming his mates 40 p lollipops like it’s nothing and then let’s people who he barely knows yoink one off him and not do anything about it
by Edward is a crackhead November 22, 2021
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Uncle Edward Jr.

Uncle Edwards little brother doesn’t have his five guys yet and uncle Edward will help train him to get his five guys uncle Edward said once uncle Edward Jr. I will have Tyrone the big black African monkey suck your dick then you shall get your five guys but you will never be as good as be at making skin milk.
by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023
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Edward

Guy who has fun with Oliver and everyone else and he enjoys it he’s had so much sex in his life he rapes women on the street
Girl hey
Edward hey lets go see my new bed (I wanna see some pussy)
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
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