cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

by brett March 23, 2005

cum drenched

The state of being covered in man juice! Drenched in Cum!!

Your mum was cum drenched after I spaffed all over her face last night.

by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Cum Scribe

A scholarly expert at the art and history of cum; a slut.

My favourite kind of woman is a brainless cum scribe.

by the $cuN>| April 23, 2008

Cum Killer

{kum keeler} noun, 1. Anything that brings intercourse to a non-climactic end and completely kills any and all sex drive/desire 2. A person that starts crying and/or becomes overly needy, emotional, contemplative and/or somber during intercourse

That shotgun blast to my ass was a real cum killer.

Her nasty fart was a real cum killer.

She's a real cum killer - all of a sudden she started to sob while we were shagging.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

cum trench

A pussy that takes a lot of fire without protection.

"Your girl's a right cum trench mate, to the clinic!"

by mrrme January 13, 2008

cum rolling

The act where you cum onto yourself then rubbing it all over your body

my mom walked in on me, at least I wasn't cum rolling!

by Mr_pancakes April 15, 2014