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Commack

See also: Boujee Redneck; The town where your pickup truck is more valuable than your Mercedes; The land of big and beautiful houses with small and ugly minded people inside of them.
Commack is a large, wealthy suburb (in comparison to it's neighbors) on Long Island, NY. It is a breeding ground for privileged white boys, as these are the only types of people that matter in this world. Right?

Commack High School is an International Baccalaureate school, a program of which the sole purpose is to make the school itself look better. When on the walking tour of the school, you can look to your left OR to your right to see pants sagging below the ass, Diamond Supply Co. and Make America Great Again hats! You can look straight ahead, however, for a perfect view of what should be a Vinyard Vines catalog ad. The not-so-elusive stereotypical white girl is never too far away, with her death-by-straightening hair, her Michael Kors bag, Steve Madden espadrilles, and her muted pink lace-up body suit tucked in to her ripped jeans. She wouldn't be complete, however, without her Kylie Lip Kit and Passion Iced Tea.
Oh, you're from Commack? I'm so, so sorry.
by comeoutontop August 22, 2017
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Ghetto Commandment

The commandment that a ganster follow while he lives. They say there are 10 commandments that change in writing, but not meaning.
"If thou are a bitch, ye shall not breathe" is a ghetto commandment which means to man up.
by IIsword April 7, 2010
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chink coma

A racist term to describe the way one feels after consuming americanized chinese food.
Wow I fell into a state of chink coma after eating those fried dumplings and beef terriyaki.
by joel and paula January 12, 2009
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Sad coma

A sad coma is when you become so sad and depressed, that you fall down a spiral of depression and don't have the willpower to move from your bed/couch/floor/pile of trash.
Friend 1: Have you see Chelsea recently?
Friend 2: No, I heard she is in a sad coma and is refusing to move from her bedroom floor.
Friend 1: Aw.
by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019
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Coma Baby

A coma baby is a child (usually a baby) birthed whilst the baby mama is in a medically induced coma. The baby's mother is normally "sleeping" for the duration of their ninth month of gestation (that means pregnancy). Side effects may include: drowsiness, loss of virginity, gingerness, and anal leakage.
Caution: Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while in coma. Coma babies should drive forklifts or any other SUVs of minivans fresh out of the oven
Mother (while sleeping): I'm in a medically induced coma in order to have a pain free delivery!

Coma baby(muffled):Yay mommy!
by SarahAsiaKathleen. March 11, 2009
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commandoflauge

Is the art of freeballing it while wearing army style pants.
John:Look at Bob, he is always wearing Army pants.

Peter: He never wears undies either, I used to be his room mate.
John: So he is going Commandoflauge then?
by Cheffy 71 October 28, 2013
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coma girl

A cool girl who knocks out the boys with her mona lisa smile, her long brown hair, and her buttless chaps worn over blue jeans while she and her motorcycle gang members ride with her down a Idaho road on a sunney day.
Chealsea is my Coma Girl, with her long, blue jeans, soft brown hair and cool disposition.
by Elllion Melllion June 5, 2005
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