coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.

Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!

by vasking November 20, 2009

iced coffee

a dessert which is a cold version of coffee

i would like an iced coffee for dessert

by John's big brain May 14, 2021

Coffee Moment

A point during adulthood when something one has tried and disliked many times in youth finally becomes palatable.

"So I was watching History of the World Part 1 for like the hundredth time the other day and I finally had my coffee moment with Monty Python."

by j0npau1 October 25, 2012

coffee shower

A golden shower involving only black men.

Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.

by Corporalclegggg January 6, 2015

coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

by lflqueen February 19, 2009

The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!

shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!

by daras1 March 17, 2005

Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle

The men went coffee potting girls last night.

by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010