jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018

Choke

1. Verb; Failing to complete a crucial goal, typically due to nerves

2. Verb; when a person or animal experiences difficulty breathing, due to an obstruction or construction

3. Noun; A valve in a carburetor which controls the amount of air being combined with the gasoline

4. Noun; A muzzle device on a shotgun used to tighten the spread of pellets

1: I choked on that last game
2: You used to choke on bacon a lot when you were little

3: Make sure to pull the choke on your Dad's old car
4: You can use a full choke to narrow your spread

by Th3D1ff3r3nt0n3 November 14, 2025

Choke

The name of a streamer

The streamer by the username Chokeisaliar is called Choke

by eomchy April 24, 2021

choke

(in sports) fail to perform at a crucial point of a game or contest owing to a failure of nerve.

"we were the only team not to choke when it came to the crunch"

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025

Choke

Paul George every year in the NBA playoffs

Paul George at the free throw line shooting 2 with a one point lead and chokes he misses them both and the Clippers lose the game.

by Word_champ June 22, 2021

CHOKE

A joke which people take seriously

user1: Messi cannot stop getting yellow cards
user2: That was offensive
user1 It was just a CHOKE even I like Messi
user2: Oh

by Iamstupid780 August 22, 2023

Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025