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cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.
The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.
by Boxcar Bob January 11, 2009
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Candez

1337 (leet) or Internet speak for 'candies'. Being deceptive while speaking about candez
Bob: Man, I am craving some candez.
Frank: I think I'm gonna get licorice candez today.
Or
Smithers: Man, I am gonna get high tonight.
Dubbo: On what?
Smithers: On candez mate!
by Dubbo the noddy knight October 28, 2010
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penis cancer

Penis cancer is like STDs except your dick will fall off if you have more dick in your head than you do in your pants, your more likely to get STDs
friend: did you hear Adrian got penis cancer

Person:yeah I feel bad
by Omb May 22, 2018
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Super Cancer

Super Cancer is a term used sometimes in the FNaF Fangame community to explain why a certain FNaF fangame keeps getting cancelled all the time.
Oh noes, it seems sinister turmoil got super cancer
by Patmat November 20, 2018
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Furries are cancer

The infect us gamers ;(
by Wehatefurries April 20, 2022
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testicular cancer

According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.
But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive
by Daughter of Set July 6, 2006
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gay cancer

A homosexual male that is ruining potential social progress of other homosexuals. An individual considered to be gay cancer is typically looked down on by other homosexuals and almost always fits the demeaning gay stereotype.
Stella: Did you hear what Jamie was talking about in class? The professor was totally disgusted and called him the most obnoxious person he has ever met.
Mario: He's such gay cancer
by Bauzas March 28, 2008
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