cake fam

Moronic bitches who roast each other on the daily, laugh at their own jokes, and get more pussy and dick than yo whole ancestry. Every member has cake and they all have sexual nicknames that be funny af. Their fuckboys/boyfriends/any boy involved with them are called cakeboys. They're always turning up and they funny and loyal as hell. Beware of them though because if you fight one cake fam girl you fight them all bitch! Also, their favorite things to eat are hot cheetos and chicken quesadillas with watermelon arizona juice.

Sayings: "Are you dumb as fuck?!" "Are you sumb or dupid?" "There's too much dick in the air. Febreeze!" "When bae's tired but you horny af." "It takes time to suck a dick." "Go in a hole and choke on a dick." "Salty as a saltine."

Members: Grandma Booty, Darbooty, Ho Ho, Porncess, Merslutties, and Irene the Virgin

Cake fam is so ratchet, I love them.

by Merslutties February 25, 2015

crab cake

mrs beheney’s crab cakes

the beheneys wifi password is crab cake

by whatsthemostrandomthing March 4, 2019

serving cake

When his/her/your booty so big it be causing earthquakes. A butt or trait only thicc people or slim-thicc people can have.
Cake is referred to the ass.

"Damn Kayla's booty so big she be serving cake"

by Thotsqalore August 21, 2018

the whole cake

A girl who has got a real big ass.

Dude have you seen Catrina she's got the whole cake!

by BioSucc September 1, 2018

cake ache

When you don't wipe your anus well enough and your po po is a little achey.
A little brown streak left in your underwear.

My butthole has cake ache.

by Beanie Weinie October 15, 2017

Cake muffin

Pussy with frosting

I really want to lick your cake muffin

by Jobmo June 4, 2017

Brown Cake

The act of shitting into a blender and using the product as a filling for a cake.

“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”

by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021