driving the bus

Being in charge of a project or planned activity, whether work related or not.

WORK: “We need to all be on the same page with this project, so we need a good outline and a game plan.”
“What are you expecting me to do? You’re driving the bus!”

FREE TIME:“Hey, when are we meeting at the theater and which movie are we seeing?”
“Shoot, man, ask John. He’s driving the bus.”

by Nurse Kitten September 20, 2005

ugly bus

Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.

When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.

Source nixus

<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see

by Rush August 13, 2004

shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

by joeyjee October 15, 2007

drug bus

An interesting Victorian phenonoma underpinned by Victorian ideals that attempts to check for speed in drivers.

Not to be confused with fixed cameras. It is well known they have been on the weed and couldn't tell if you were quick or dead.

Was pulled over by the drug bus tonight, but they couldn't lick me on anything.

by excl January 3, 2005

Lu Bu

Lu Bu. Aj. Traitor. Comes from the name of a chinese warrior who betrayed people too many times.

You are such a Lu Bu

by Grilox May 1, 2004

Bus trick

A trick that would most likely be learned on a school bus, probably from that gross kid with dirt under his fingernails that eats his boogers.

Examples of bus tricks: sticking a pin through the skin on your finger, turning your eyelid inside out, pencil fighting, dirty versions of "Jingle Bells"

by KidThatEatsBoogers December 18, 2011

Bu-Fu

Bu-Fu A shortened version of butt-fuck.

Bend over and I'll bu-fu you good.

by Timouthy Titmouse June 21, 2020