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drug bus

An interesting Victorian phenonoma underpinned by Victorian ideals that attempts to check for speed in drivers.

Not to be confused with fixed cameras. It is well known they have been on the weed and couldn't tell if you were quick or dead.
Was pulled over by the drug bus tonight, but they couldn't lick me on anything.
by excl January 3, 2005
mugGet the drug busmug.

shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time
"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"
by joeyjee October 15, 2007
mugGet the shite busmug.

bus jumping

The act of catching a bus that isn't going to your intended destination in the hope it will catch up with a bus ahead that is going to your intended destination.

i.e. Your bus pulls away just as you reach the stop so you jump on the next bus and ride it until it either over takes the bus you want or arrives at a bus stop the bus you want is stopped at, then you jump off the wrong bus and onto the right bus therefore avoiding being late.

Sometimes also referred to as bus surfing.
I missed my bus and ended up bus jumping all the way.
by Lou d June 28, 2007
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bus run

Running at near police-chasing speed to the next bus stop, because your ass is too impatient to wait, even though you have 5 miles to go and the bus comes every 20 minutes. Usually done when a bus is spotted a block or so away.
Jake didn't have time to wait for the #75, so he started Northbound on MLK Ave ... only to have to bus run to the next stop after spotting the next bus in the distance
by father yakman March 10, 2010
mugGet the bus runmug.

Lu Bu

Lu Bu. Aj. Traitor. Comes from the name of a chinese warrior who betrayed people too many times.
by Grilox May 1, 2004
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Muss Bus

1. Is when a guy enters the health profession working on people's teeth while he chews a fatty.

2. It is when you allow yor car to drift into a water ditch because you can't apply your brakes.

3. It is when you obsess about your kankles.
1. Um sir, is that mint flavor chew I smell? No m'am it is the mint flouride you are about to get on your teeth.

2. Scott did you see brent, he pulled a muss bus, the police found his car in the canal.

3. Hey Brad, are my kankles exposed with these shoes?
by djelectrolyte February 5, 2010
mugGet the Muss Busmug.

Joy Bus

A bus on which joy or sex is made...with horse vibrators
Man 1: Man, were you on the joy bus yesterday

Man 2: No, why

Man1: Cuz me and this one chick were doin it really hard!
by jwalds69 July 7, 2011
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