Ryan: Hey buddy! How are you?
David: im bored as a centipede, like, i have nothing to do right now ughghhhhhh
Ryan: I’m sorry, dear friend
David: im bored as a centipede, like, i have nothing to do right now ughghhhhhh
Ryan: I’m sorry, dear friend
by SpiderExpert43 September 21, 2023
Get the Bored as a Centipedemug. by zenidix December 23, 2022
Get the Boredmug. 
by Shuaman June 16, 2019
Get the Bore Again Christianmug. Iam "I would hope that this isn't central to our discussion. I'm not unwilling to talk about it (as I already have) but I honestly hope it's like a tertiary element of discussion. Because that shit is boring. I get enough of that from the women I associate with. It's literally 66% of women
I've met who talk with me about thier love of fat floppy dongles. Maybe more. Let me think... 1, 2... 3 (if you count family)... 4, 5... Out of 8... And that's women I've have daily interactions with for at least a year (I know I don't associate with a lot of women). And it's not necessarily a doctrine... But it is the last remaining immutable quality that is not taboo to use as an insult... And it's not so much the selection that I take issue with but the rhetoric surrounding it that permeates the cultural narrative. I just hope that's there's more to it than that. I write a lot here. I'd hope that there are more interesting parts in here somewhere. And the idea that I conflate being black with dick size is fallacy of moral equivalence. So, there's that too."
I've met who talk with me about thier love of fat floppy dongles. Maybe more. Let me think... 1, 2... 3 (if you count family)... 4, 5... Out of 8... And that's women I've have daily interactions with for at least a year (I know I don't associate with a lot of women). And it's not necessarily a doctrine... But it is the last remaining immutable quality that is not taboo to use as an insult... And it's not so much the selection that I take issue with but the rhetoric surrounding it that permeates the cultural narrative. I just hope that's there's more to it than that. I write a lot here. I'd hope that there are more interesting parts in here somewhere. And the idea that I conflate being black with dick size is fallacy of moral equivalence. So, there's that too."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2022
Get the Boringmug. A state of being so bored you start reading WikiPedia entries about anything that comes to mind. It takes a while to pass.
by Vinnnny9 April 1, 2020
Get the Wikipedia-Boredmug.