Daft bastard

A middle-aged british gambler

That's blackjack. I cant believe i just lost 700 to you, you daft bastard!

by HGHGHGHGHGHg July 3, 2015

queer bent bastard

British slang used for homosexuals (used in queer cinema "Beautiful Thing")

you take it up the bum, queer bent bastard?

by jaw breaker April 5, 2008

Jew Bastard

Anyone imitating, emulating, agreeing with, or not annoyed by a particular dumbass, also known as Lord Packum's the Squire. Sometimes seen "Jewing" on fellow members of the D.S. or vegetating and making ignorant "Jewish" remarks in the most inappropriate of places. Often "Jewing" the final hits from a piece even when it is obvious it is beattums. Acts of Jew-bastardism are punishable by the loss of a singe golden star. It is no accident the act "Jewishness," for all true Jew Bastard stem from the motherland of Greece. Symptoms include stupid grins, random babbling, and the habitual loss and failure to comply with the game of Nose Goes.

FATHER:: "God Dammit, someone spilled a million fucking nerds in back of my S.U.V., and started using my cup holders as ashtrays."

Daughter:: "OMG! What a fucking Jew Bastard."

Father:: "You tell that Jew Bastard, that if he doesn't clean up the nerds and stop ashing in the cup holders, I'm going to cut off his little Jew Bastard balls!"

by SpeedJunkies March 26, 2009

bastard from the bush

someone who lives in the bush

Jim: Hey look at that bird.
Bob: Yeah he is a bastard from the bush.

by Robert_Skull January 27, 2009

fancy bastard

A fancy gay man, about to go on a fantastical and epic journey.

Godspeed you fancy bastard!

by Marathom June 2, 2011

bastard

1. Someone who is born to unwed parents
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone

1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"

by Britishbullfrog88 July 14, 2007

little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.

The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004