Barelusonchampous

crazy but also very very confusing

“Yo Agatha, what’s the scoop on that essay on Kirby sucking up the state of Delaware”

“Ummmm, it’s very barelusonchampous, it’s such a wild concept but i don’t fully understand it”

by I Hate Grape Flavored Turkey March 11, 2023

barrel

When you hit a swamp donkey and it hits the best part of the bat

I just caught A BARREL

by BarrelCatcher69 April 25, 2023

Smashy Barrels

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated with pillaging. See Pirate.

"Come on, let's smashy barrels?"

by Jack JB July 24, 2008

glassy barrel

A wave that breaks ideally, creating a tube for the surfer to ride in. The view from the inside of the curling wave resembles being inside a barrel made of glass.

"Surfing was sick today, no people at all, and glassy barrels all day"

"I live for glassy barrels"

by tuber November 3, 2007

dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.

Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.

by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010

raining barrels

When the waves are firing and producing many barrels

I got shacked so hard, it was just raining barrels!

by grandpa raper March 6, 2011

double-barreled cockgun

when two men shoot their load at the same time, and at the same target

Girl: these two guys both jizzed on my face at the same time yesterday at this party....it was like so totally disgusting
Boy: Oh, you mean Ted and Jason...they've been getting everyone with the double-barreled cockgun all week so don't feel bad

by McGrundles October 31, 2011