Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
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