Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.

Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night

by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023

Bandit

FAT

I am the definition of a bandit

by Dakshhh January 17, 2020

Booty Bandit

A person who is known for stealing or claiming ownership of someone else’s romantic or sexual partner, often in a deceptive or manipulative manner.

Lisa is a booty bandit. She stole my date last week.

by i.am.bozer November 7, 2025

Bandit

The drug dealer with a car battery
He is a op on rainbow 6 siege

DAM that bandit destroyed my exothermic charge

by Quickloans666 May 8, 2018

bandit

absolute sped, fucking retarded, and is missing his frontal cortex

omg ur such a bandit.

hey that hurt my feelings

by tommelon September 25, 2021

Backshot Bandit

An individual who is rumored to have been giving the most devious backshots imaginable; also could be used as a synonym for a criminal.

"You're such a backshot bandit."

by doobertgoobertfour May 27, 2024

Nipple Bandit

Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.

Did you see that guy at the beach, he’s a nipple bandit

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 14, 2023