banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)
"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"
by fkyoujames June 14, 2017
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Wenatchee Banana

I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.
by One arm Joe March 15, 2007
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shithouse bananas

A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.
My mother, Jean, drives me shithouse bananas.
by sweetie2u July 13, 2011
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kuku-bananas

meaning, beyond insane. could also be used to describe something that was effin' hilarious. another way to say, "dude that was wickedd sick"
hahah, that was kuku-bananas! oh my lantaa
by nanacabana July 27, 2009
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Banana Plant

A special "treat" offered to a diamond-hoarding cougar by a common Home-Depot worker (or any other garden outlet). After recieving the "banana plant" you'll go home with an awkward itch....
"Can I offer you a banana plant ma'am?"
"NO... that's disgusting!"

"Girl, you just got banana planted at Home-Depot!"
by JCBluvsfruit July 28, 2009
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banana legs

The term used to describe a person with leg muscle in the front (quadriceps) and none in the back (hamstrings). The legs lack curves appearing unshapely and similar to the shape of a banana.
She wouldn't have banana legs if she strength-trained her hamstrings.
by 1cubby1 July 15, 2011
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Banana Slices

a term used against JJ's for them to figure out. There is actually a real meaning behind this term, but it is difficult to find.
Girl: "Hey JJ, does she have banana slices?"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"
by fafjknakfnldka April 29, 2011
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