pee jokes

Jokes to break the awkward tension after peeing on your friend while drunk

Wow your pee jokes really make me feel better about your urine being on me.

by Drunkfriend July 2, 2016

A Vanna Joke

A Vanna joke is

"when?"
"Bro look at your hair"
and high pitched laughter

"Bro look at your hairline! hahahahhahahaha" Vanna said
"yours is worse man" Said Rhys
"When? When? hahahahahahaha!!!"
Bro that's A Vanna Joke

by Sweiner October 18, 2020

dad joke

a very bad, classic joke.

Benjamin Lombardi is a dad joke.

by pbth July 26, 2016

im-joke

When someone writes an in-joke as their Instant Messenger display name just to make other people ask them what it is about.

Steven: OMG, Holly keeps using im-jokes.

Keven: What a try hard.

by lordbubba2 October 6, 2008

metal joke

A joke normally a regular person wouldn't understand in any way or form . It incomprehensible to anybody who isn't metalhead-ish.

Hey , Alana go jump in the street ! -metalhead-ish guy
What? Why ?! - Alana La Verga
You wouldn't understand it's a metal joke , (Immense laughter goes off into the horizon ) - Metalhead-ish guy.

by Eter Myer Stevenson III May 13, 2005

Broke Joke

A boyfriend or husand who is too poor to provide the gifts his lady deserves.

The diamond in her engagement ring is so small you can hardly tell it's there. Her fiance is such a broke joke.

Her boyfriend is such a broke joke he took her to McDonalds the night he said "I love you."

by NicksterGal November 14, 2010

third joke

When someones continues a joke until it is no longer funny. If someone makes a third joke you should scream "THIRD JOKE" and take extreme pity on them.

Is it not obvious enough? Do you really NEED an example for a third joke?

by Michelle Coburn October 20, 2006