Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael
by Themadglitcher June 8, 2018

He’s a fag. Your typical white cheater. Small dick, long hair(new fuckboi cut), unkept eyebrows, pubes as long as a girls hair. He will cheat on every girl in his path. Typical shit talker. Gets his ass beat on the daily. And runs away from his problems only to get him into deeper shit. Gay at heart. Spreads nudes that weren’t sent to him as well as looks at other girls nudes while in a relationship.
by Your worst night mare 💀 November 26, 2017

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand
by hxtlne August 28, 2018

A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker
by SaveTheFlurken May 1, 2022

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.
Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!
by I don't care, I'm a punk March 31, 2010

The sexiest porn star there is. She talks straight and sexy to guys she's doing it with.
She's just fun.
She's just fun.
by Wanker91223095 December 28, 2011

He is a sex god that plays guitar and sings in a band called 5 seconds of summer with another 3 sex gods. His hair is just amazing and colorful and his smile is just cute and perfect. He believes that he is a punk rock guy but he is not, that's what makes him cuter than he is
by cliffxrdsbabe September 24, 2014
