ugly bus

Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.

When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.

Source nixus

<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see

by Rush August 13, 2004

drug bus

An interesting Victorian phenonoma underpinned by Victorian ideals that attempts to check for speed in drivers.

Not to be confused with fixed cameras. It is well known they have been on the weed and couldn't tell if you were quick or dead.

Was pulled over by the drug bus tonight, but they couldn't lick me on anything.

by excl January 3, 2005

bus run

Running at near police-chasing speed to the next bus stop, because your ass is too impatient to wait, even though you have 5 miles to go and the bus comes every 20 minutes. Usually done when a bus is spotted a block or so away.

Jake didn't have time to wait for the #75, so he started Northbound on MLK Ave ... only to have to bus run to the next stop after spotting the next bus in the distance

by father yakman March 10, 2010

shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

by joeyjee October 15, 2007

Lu Bu

Lu Bu. Aj. Traitor. Comes from the name of a chinese warrior who betrayed people too many times.

You are such a Lu Bu

by Grilox May 1, 2004

booze bus

Another name for the courtesy bus that drives to and from the pub.

How did you get home from grab a granny night at the local?
Took the booze bus!

by AUSpatriot February 2, 2015

chicken bus

A type of bus. The most rustic, low-cost, form of public of transport. Referring to those seen in exotic / 3rd World countries where people often share their journey with chickens and other animals.

Shall we be posh and get a taxi into town or save money and get the chicken bus?

by Anon345 May 12, 2009