noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps
You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?
Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.
You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?
Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.
You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014
All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005
Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.
Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.
by dgRonbo December 15, 2018
by Golden Lady January 26, 2014
When you take a shit and it comes out in such a large area it looks like a explosion when it shot out of your ass and the smell is so unbearable that not even the person who shit it can bear it.
by SwaggerGagger November 07, 2018
when you are playing beer pong and the beer gets so warm and nasty that both sides agree to just dump it.
by imINaCave August 07, 2010
by Bookitty May 31, 2014