Theatre Dump

When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.

Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.

Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 5, 2019

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

skull dump

1. To defecate on one's skull in a figurative sense; to leave one in awe.
2. To literally take a dump in one's skull.

1. Frank Stallone just skull dumped the competition on Jeopardy.

2. Did you see that? Buddy Lembeck just gave him a skull dump!

by The Mighty January 15, 2008

mutual dump

when you are playing beer pong and the beer gets so warm and nasty that both sides agree to just dump it.

Man, last night the we played with super warm beer. we just mutual dumped that shit.

by imINaCave August 7, 2010

Dump Butt

When a person has overly large pants on and they sag down as if there were a dirty diaper inside.

"Kate's shorts were so large on her bottom, she had dump butt"

by Golden Lady January 26, 2014

Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.

Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.

by dgRonbo December 15, 2018

successful dump

A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.

“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.

by NecroDew October 17, 2008