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woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
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Woke

There are multiple definitions of the word woke. In modern day, conservatives and leftists tend to subscribe to the"New age mainstream White America" definition, which is essentially reducing it to "anything diverse is woke." There are 3 other definitions of the word:

1. **Original Definition**: This is rooted in the Black community, where "woke" refers to an awareness of social and economic issues affecting Black people, especially concerning systemic oppression and historical events like redlining or the Tuskegee syphilis study. The phrase "stay woke" emerged from this context as a call to remain vigilant about such issues.

2. **Moral High Ground Definition**: Some people label themselves or others as "woke" to assert moral superiority. This version often disconnects from the original social justice focus and instead centers on personal righteousness, sometimes dismissing differing opinions by deeming them "non-woke."

3. **Virtue Signaling Definition**: This more recent and broader definition criticizes people, companies, or media that are seen as hypocritical or performative in their advocacy for social justice. It often highlights how these efforts can be shallow, profit-driven, or even inadvertently harmful, like a company pandering for profit or a person adopting a self-righteous, yet close-minded stance.
Example 1:
For people this can mean inadvertently racist or sexist in their attempts at social justice, as seen with the idea of the white savior looking down on minorities. For a company this can manifest as many different things.
Such as the live action atla trying to champion gays by changing OMA and Shu to lesbians, and somehow managing to play into the "bury you gays" trope while fucking up the context behind the story. It can manifest as the developing trope of replacing red head characters with black actors, to drum up controversy for monetary gain, i.e pandering. Or even something like the boys preaching about a social message against big companies while having their show streaming on prime video and having their actors show up in the same type of Amazon ads they make fun of on their Vought YouTube channel.

Example 2:
Red: I'm tired of all this woke crap in my media
Blue: how's it woke
Red: they made ice man gay
Yellow: it does seem like an unnecessary pandering change. He could have been in the closest for years and just now felt comfortable.
Blue: so do you think that's their mindset when making the decision.
Yellow: who knows...

Examples 3:
Red: you hear about that lockdown
Blue: yes
Red: I bet they just trying to do a trial run see how well they can get the black community rounded up in one space. They see us listen, it's over. Army gonna be marching through the streets.
Blue: nigga what
Red: you don't know, you gotta stay woke
by Sema blue August 10, 2024
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Woke

Said about people who claim to be "awake," but in reality, they're asleep, dreaming—and the rest of us are forced to live in their nightmare.
They are too woke to understand how science actually work.
by FastAwoken August 12, 2024
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Dark Woke

Left Wing people or politicians who aren't afraid to viciously mock their political opponents
To beat the president we can't be polite, we need to go Dark Woke.
by Krakentorpedo March 27, 2025
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Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.
"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.
by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025
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woke-off

When people engage in a virtue-signalling competition to prove who is more "woke" than the other
"It was a total woke-off in class today"

"I think I'll just have to have a woke-off with this essay"

"the liberal arts is just a woke-off"
by theredandblueblur March 31, 2025
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