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Windows V3

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Windows Vista

The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.
I will upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista.
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Windows Whistler

The beta version of Windows XP
Originally from Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey, Windows Whistler is the beta version of windows that lasted from 2000-2001. It was worked on for only 1 year. But that does not mean that Windows XP is Windows Whistler. How? Well, as I said near the beginning, Windows Whistler was made because Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey was formed together.
Fun fact: Windows Whistler is the Beta version of Windows XP.
by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon September 5, 2022
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Window Bean

Someone's who glued a baked bean onto a glass window.
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Window Cuck

A Cuck that watches a couple through the window without them knowing. Someone who views sexual intercourse through windows unchecked.
Bro I’m window cucking the neighbors so hard, they don’t even see me through the window with my disguise.
by Tedmburke December 6, 2021
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Cock Window

“Cock Window” - A finite period of opportunity when a female is open for approachment.

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
“Cock Window”

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
by J. Trip March 20, 2022
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Windows Vista

The best operating system, a perfect combination of Windows xp and Windows 7, all in a delightfully aesthetic and beautiful theme known as aero glass. Windows Vista has extreme multimedia features, although you may want to install a secondary media player in case certain encoding types don't work. Windows Vista's hardware selection with supported drivers may be low, but if you can acquire a stable setup to use it on, it's a blast and perfectly snappy.
"I just installed Windows Vista on my computer, no wonder it's shit."
"have you tried installing it on an actually capable machine?"
"no-"
"try doing that first before you say it's shit then, bitch."
"damn aight, aight."
by GamerGirlAbakas February 10, 2022
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