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Williams wasted 

I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.
Williams wasted by Ezedoll October 5, 2025

Williamsburg Candle Maker

When a male makes a mold of his penis. Fills said mold with wax. Then gets a woman to peg him with the wax penis.
Boy: Hey babe I was wondering if we could try a Williamsburg Candle Maker

Girl: I’ll get the wax

Williamsburg Candlemaker

Making a custom dildo of your own penis and then being pegged with it by a girl.
Bro my girl and I ran a Williamsburg candlemaker this weekend, I could barely walk after

Williams challenge

Its a term where you messed up
Williams challenge by 67dude October 24, 2025

dylon williams

a homo; a gangsta motha fucka; looks like Sr. Mateo Hoffman; is with shelbie, who is a person with nice nails

A.K.A. Deezy
Guy: Do you know Dylon Williams?

Dude: That one homo kid, is a gangsta motha fucka, also known as deezy, kinda looks like Mat Hoffman, and is with Shelbie, who is a person with nice nails?

Guy: Yeah, that kid.

Dude: Yeah, I know him.

window-williams

Term with dual meanings coined back in the early 1980's to describe "peeping toms"(1) and their objects of obsession (2). The term originated when a boy named Jon Williams became obsessed with spying on women who resided in beachside communities, and when a young sun goddess who realized she was the object of a "window-williams" began orchestrating "shows" for him which quickly led him to addiction, drove him crazy, and resulted in the boy's recurring stints in jail and rehabilitation centers. Hence, a female described as a "window-williams" is that rare female who men can become so addicted to that they lose their minds over her.

Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.
Definition 1-
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."

Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."