Jascha Washington

The hottest black kid ever to open up a Possibilites Book in a movie starring Queen Latifah. See also: the reason Shawn and Georgia got to meet Emeril and learn that butter is the secret to life.

It's Romeo.
It's Bow Wow.
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.
Jascha Washington!

... doo doo.

by Queen Latifahs White Selfs Student January 21, 2006

university of washington

It is a university in the city of Seattle that is like a big chinatown, despite its western architecture. Every third person you pass by on campus is asian. There is a significant number of half-asian people here who try hard to act white and hide their asian ancestry. In your classes you will encounter loud and obnoxious asian-american guys who interrupt class to crack lame jokes, gay people who talk like the opposite gender, loners who came from another state, and nerds who join a fraternity and suddenly think they're badass. If you are expecting to find life-long friends in college, UW may be the wrong school for you.

Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.

Parent 1: My daughter is a freshman at the University of Washington.
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.

Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!

by xcaliburmese January 2, 2014

washing eyes

this expression comes from hebrew, mostly used by men when they are surrounded by various hot ladies. the reason behind it, is the theoratical action of eyes that are being washed by the sight of many good-looking men/women.

friend: dude, look at all these hot chicks, this is the best party ever man!
you: yeap...nothing like washing the eyes, and free alcohol too!

by Joselito September 9, 2005

walking bucks

Money that you just carry around with you in your pocket when you go out. Basically, spending money. Usually referred to as "walking bucks" when the person has a lot of money to show off.

This must be your life savings under your bed, where did you get it all?

Nah, that's just walking bucks.

by Listening802 August 7, 2010

Wanking like a duck

Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.

- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!

by tbop January 10, 2011

Walking Encounter Dance

When 2 people are walking towards each other, and when trying to get out of the way of one another, move in the same direction, blocking each other once again. This continues until one person stops and or finally moves around the other person. Sometimes can be a humorous action, other times just unnecessary BS you don't need in your day.

Tim and James walked towards each other and did the," Walking Encounter Dance." After getting in each others way a few more times, they laughed and finally sorted it out.

by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC November 2, 2010

Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

by angryengineer March 25, 2011