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6 inch walker

One hot bitch that knows how to rock six inch heals all night long. She can be a celebrity or a stripper.
That 6 inch walker hasnt left the dance floor all night
by 7 inch walker October 11, 2010
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Wankerisims

when somebody doesnt know what they are talking about
this jerk-off is full of wankerisims
by badboy September 17, 2003
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wankeritis

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.
I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.
by Ian D'Mello May 15, 2007
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wacktrocious

extremely unfavorable or disgusting,
combination of wack and atrocious
"Did you hear The Office is on hiatus?"
"WHAT?! That's wacktrocious."
by silverbelle December 28, 2008
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Walkerton Wild Child

The act of performing anal sex with a pregnant woman, in which the anal thrusting is so vigorous that labor is induced and the child is born. Note that it is recommended that the woman be in the reverse cow-girl orientation, so that her afterbirth does not contaminate the man's stomach.
With his pregnant wife two weeks overdue, Mr. Schmidt saved the day by performing the Walkerton Wild Child on an emergency room bed.
by BillGibbons April 28, 2011
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Wanker Mache

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.
Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.
by hoover50 November 8, 2011
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Paddle Wanker

A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?

he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!

He's such a Paddle Wanker!

2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....

...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
by VeTe January 8, 2012
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