Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

by thebad69 December 24, 2011

Uncle Varus

An absolute GOAT.

Person 1:You seen that kid's Uncle Varus?
Person 2: Yeah he's a great guy!

by TheTruth164 December 25, 2020

Uncle Touchy

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.

I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him

what's up uncle weiner

by weiner_snitchel April 6, 2017

uncle neil

A man who is mean to little children and wears cowboy boots to weddings.

I went Uncle Neil on a staff member this morning. I got my shitkickers on for a wedding, I want to see my large breast-asis Jennykins for a send off, Go Uncle Neil on his lazy ass

by Barriesucks May 20, 2018

uncle girl

A man that looks and dresses feminine.

Look at that man over there he's an uncle girl.

by femcelk April 10, 2023

Uncle G

Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet

Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”

by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 8, 2021