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pro tools

Pretty much what the big guys use for music production. It is not just for some dinky music producer in their own bedroom, it is for the big guys for the major labels out there. If you want to mess around, get a bootleg copy or fork in $50 of FL Studio and play around with it. Very expensive to buy...home studios are not worth it with at least $300 for the set...you can buy a FL Studio set for that worth. All you need is a keyboard, a usb, and maybe a few vsts downloaded from the internet.
Pro Tools is FL Studio on jolt
by Kyle 230 May 11, 2010
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Tool Bag

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag
Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will
by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006
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Yule Tool

Yule Tool-Someone who acts like a complete jerk during the holiday season. Prone to fits of rage if holiday lights don't work and if inflatable snowmen refuse to stand up right.
Also applies to rude holiday sales help, "door buster" bullies and pedifile store Santa's.
It takes a real Yule Tool to stand in line for six hours just to be one of the first people in the store that is offering holiday "door buster" sales.
by The Street Smart Psychic November 25, 2009
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tool factory

An individual who repeatedly misuses the word "tool" thinking that it is a general slur when it in fact has a specific meaning as in somebody who doesn't realize that they are being used by others.
Wow that guy sitting under the television wearing the college jersey and slamming Bud Lights is such a tool factory that he doesn't even realize he sounds like a complete idiot.
by Toolio2 September 25, 2010
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impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".
- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.
by phlegmat April 15, 2010
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Cool as a tool

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.
Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."
by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013
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tooled out

used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.
Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.
by Onetrickpony May 15, 2006
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