pro tools

Pretty much what the big guys use for music production. It is not just for some dinky music producer in their own bedroom, it is for the big guys for the major labels out there. If you want to mess around, get a bootleg copy or fork in $50 of FL Studio and play around with it. Very expensive to buy...home studios are not worth it with at least $300 for the set...you can buy a FL Studio set for that worth. All you need is a keyboard, a usb, and maybe a few vsts downloaded from the internet.

Pro Tools is FL Studio on jolt

by Kyle 230 May 11, 2010

Tool Bag

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag

Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will

by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006

Yule Tool

Yule Tool-Someone who acts like a complete jerk during the holiday season. Prone to fits of rage if holiday lights don't work and if inflatable snowmen refuse to stand up right.
Also applies to rude holiday sales help, "door buster" bullies and pedifile store Santa's.

It takes a real Yule Tool to stand in line for six hours just to be one of the first people in the store that is offering holiday "door buster" sales.

by The Street Smart Psychic November 25, 2009

jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

by Katbut December 27, 2013

Palm Tool

A PDA or Blackberry Device

My palm tool has all the numbers I need.

by Matt Aiken February 27, 2008

impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".

- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.

by phlegmat April 15, 2010

tool factory

An individual who repeatedly misuses the word "tool" thinking that it is a general slur when it in fact has a specific meaning as in somebody who doesn't realize that they are being used by others.

Wow that guy sitting under the television wearing the college jersey and slamming Bud Lights is such a tool factory that he doesn't even realize he sounds like a complete idiot.

by Toolio2 September 25, 2010