Salad-dodger

That salad-dodger is eating another KFC
by Rik Waller March 07, 2003
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platitude salad

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.
Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.
by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019
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ceaser salad

The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.
My girl ate my ceaser salad last night.
by Roshan Optimus Prime February 21, 2006
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Nigerian Salad

the act of shaving yours and/or your sexual partners pubic hairs, placing them in the belly-button and then ingesting the mixture.
Boy1: Bro, what's the most fucked up sexual thing you've done?
Boy2: eating a Nigerian Salad off your sister.
by Tastysalad5 March 07, 2011
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burnt salad

The explanation or burnt salad is when you keep salad in the oven WAY! to long
by Anthony Olivieri March 14, 2008
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Toss salad

The act of destroying a house during a search warrant
Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad.
by Yo-momma123 December 08, 2016
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Salad ass

When someone is being a complete dumbass and have no other way of describing their stupidity
by God_memess March 26, 2018
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