Daniel Time!

When you say something and they respond with “don’t care” or “didn’t ask” for no reason

Gabe: bro that shit was so funny
Dom: on god
Daniel: don’t care didn’t ask
Daniel time!

by What you want little nigga September 1, 2021

TiVo time

The resulting effect of pausing and then resuming a live TV show using TiVo or a lesser DVR. This causes the viewer's experience to be up to 30 minutes behind the rest of the world.

"Dude, did you just see the Steelers destroy those terrible Cleveland Browns?"
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."

by KevvyG January 8, 2009

the memeyork times

The memeyork times is a popular YouTube channel of memes

"Hey have you watched the memeyork times?"

by OATMEAL 55 June 30, 2018

Time Machine

A virtual machine that is used to calculate time that advances Science exponentially.

They used a time machine to figure out the location of the nebula

by TimeDoc November 21, 2014

Time bonk

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.

1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.

by Okgra February 18, 2022

Shag time

An arbitrary time at which it is the best time to meet or perform a particular activity

Nick: When are we meeting?
Laurie: Shag time

by chrisbox December 26, 2019

ganja-time

when the consumption of marijuana forces a disruption in the space/time continuum giving extra time than you actually have.

DUDE ITS ONLY BEEN 5 MINS? I'M ON GANJA-TIME!!

by CHRISTIAN AND UMESH April 4, 2010