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Joels dog

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"
by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021
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Doofus Dog

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.
"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"
by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023
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Ham-dogged

Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
by PureCharger February 22, 2008
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Marty Dog

A Marty Dog is a tall ginger male whore, someone who really enjoys sex with either females or males, most have unibrows and scraggly beards. Sometimes are crackheads.
"I hooked up with that chick from last night!" Jim said. Mark replied, " Bro, she was a Marty Dog."
by dabombhowie May 28, 2014
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Kennel Dog

A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.
"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!
by R. Timmer December 7, 2010
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Cute dogs

Dogs that are cute
by Britney's dogs October 6, 2016
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Cigarette dog

A dog that looks like it smells of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell due to the owner whose house might reek of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell. The dog is usually small, skittish, has excessive or lack of fur, gross looking, malnourished and usually has an orange/brown tint of tear stains on their fur near their eyes making it seem like they haven’t been bathed in years.
Sally’s Shih Tzu is such a cigarette dog. It looks like it hasn’t seen water and soap in months and its lazy eye is starting to freak me out.
by Redcloud136 February 11, 2021
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