A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
by Tuco Satanima November 3, 2021
Get the wizard of Tully roadmug. An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).
by theartser June 19, 2020
Get the Naked Wizardmug. Someone who comes heavily stepping in someones domain spewing tremendous clouds of vapor in mysterious styles
That kid came in started doing weird tricks with his vape like he was summoning sime kind of vape demon...HE WAS A CLOUD WIZARD I TELL YOU
by im smokin tooka July 22, 2020
Get the cloud wizardmug. when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.
by Mememememememmemeemme em January 12, 2017
Get the Wizard Finishmug. Long haired dudes into stoner metal who have an interest in choppers and vans. Tattoos typical, a job in the service industry common.
by Becky Black April 26, 2025
Get the Dirt Wizardmug. by Penis619 September 3, 2016
Get the Overall wizardmug. You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
by Luciepoo February 26, 2023
Get the German mud wizardmug.