When two people that love each other very much get a long tree branch and stick it up each others ass holes. Then the man of the relationships kills himself.
by duncannn November 28, 2018
the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
by nochilliam November 06, 2022
“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022
by ligma21121219 November 17, 2021
there just pot brownies
by epictacoz December 28, 2018
by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019
eating like a vegan for much or parts of your life, but not ensuring that all the animals are set free and never killed
I have enjoyed quasi-veganism, but I am not trying to stop killing all of the animals, partly because I still eat a minimal amount of meat, at the least.
by addake November 03, 2019