Jesse Smith

A man suffers from SDS (please refer to small dick syndrome). Says he’s in shape but we all know that baby fat is gone way before your 20. He also enjoys a very fruity appletini at times. Often referred to as a fruity person by friends.

Hey man stop being a “Jesse smith”

by George C. Mathews (professor) November 23, 2019

ethan smith

a jerk that every girl wants but gets heart broken

Allie: whats his name?
Ashlynn: Ethan Smith
Allie: probably his mom named him that because he is a jerk.

by Ashlynn Schewe February 28, 2017

Paul Smith

A super faggot that loves taking anal from majestic unicorns.

That guy over there is such a Paul Smith!

by thatguy10101099 February 11, 2014

dakota smith

A very very Weed smoking little girl

I smoke weed everyday #420 blazed Dakota Smith woot woot

by Dakota sucks 420 cock February 28, 2017

agent smith

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agent smith just killed your punk ass you b-nizzy wit a big ass pistola

by xion May 9, 2005

Mrs Smith

1. A phrase ordinarily used to refer to either the neighbour watching, or potentially watching, your sexual activities. The concept is usually phrased as a joke when you and your partner are having sex in a revealing area, such as a backyard verandah or with the blinds open.

2. Said as a joke, usually accompanied by a sexual gesture (i.e. a slap on the ass or imitating fingering your partner with two fingers), when wanting to fuck your partner in an area where the neighbour could see.

#1 - (said in backyard) Aww baby, i want to bury my balls in your ass!

#2 - Hahahaha - Mrs Smith!!!

by the real mirroring cockhead March 19, 2009

Mike Smith

Loser with a hairy ass and nice titties. and dirty sheets.... he has a small penis so girls beware!!!!

Mike Smith goes to Hopkins....

"Would you like to get with Mike Smith?"
"No I'd rather get with Paul/"
"NO Man hes got a small penis too!"

by arghy marghy November 4, 2008