Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.

Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.

by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021

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mouth queef

Mouth queef.
The sound someone makes when they are looking at an items price tag and realize they can't afford it.

Mouth queef
Go'quesha. "How mush dos is"
Bill. "Thirty dollars"
Go'quesha. "Pfffffff. Dat tew much". (Pats weave)
mouth queef mouf

by Wdh29577 September 7, 2016

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Sonic Queef

A extremely wet queef which breaks the sound barrier

Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.

by John Willcox December 15, 2016

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Queef filter

Tampon

She need more queef filters from the store.

by Jamesanderson1987 May 17, 2016

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queef nugget

to cum on everything you see, especcially your mom

hey that dude is a queef nugget

by uyg6gyh5hy53 June 5, 2022

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A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.

My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.

by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020

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