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poop pebble

the small bits of hard shit that fly out of your ass super fast after you haven't gone number two for a few days.
'dude thats a hard poop pebble'
'I just made a really hard poop pebble'
by wigglenips November 22, 2013
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fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops
Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops
by Thepoopsloreguy May 24, 2018
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poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.
- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.
by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010
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Poop cringes

The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.
" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."
by Matyno_ May 15, 2016
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Prime the poop

To eat something small, and typically dense an hour or two before you leave to go on a trip to that you will poop before you head out.
This car ride is going to be long so I'm gonna to eat this egg biscuit to prime the poop. I don't want to have to use the truck stop to shit.
by GingerWiki May 22, 2021
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poop glow

The feeling of euphoria that sets in and stays with you after a huge crap.
Paul: Holy crap, man. I just took a huge shit and now I have the poop glow.

Donny: Shut the hell up man. I don't need to know about your shit.
by bloogablargablargabloop July 31, 2012
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Hush poop

When you turn on the faucet when you are pooping to dampen the plopping sound.
I had to hush poop when my friends were over.
by fartknuckle March 3, 2009
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