Kike Knight

Someone who white knights for Jewish people but isn’t Jewish

“Bro, I had no idea Landon was such a kike knight, I brought up Gaza and he went off saying they deserve it”

by Thebamdotcam September 24, 2025

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mega knight style

A doctor, employing boxing gloves, entering a controlled environment of a delivery room where a mature female was actively giving birth. The professional intervened by initiating a controlled elevation maneuver specifically, a downward application of force, referred to as a jump, onto the patient's stomach in order to help out a bit with the delivery process.

im about to go mega knight style in room 302

by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy September 29, 2025

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The Mega Knight

involving one very overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.

All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.

“MEGAKNIGHT!”

Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.

by smackarooskii October 10, 2025

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